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    Is it just me or did the white dot on Dazes lip kill anybody else 😐

  2. The Akselboi
    The Akselboi
    2 ժամ առաջ

    Im danish...

  3. your bitch
    your bitch
    4 ժամ առաջ

    im danish and to me this is the funniest thing ever. john diller man er en smule fræk

  4. Jamie Hyacinthys
    Jamie Hyacinthys
    6 ժամ առաջ

    This cartoon is from where I live, some of the bakerys started making cakes inspired by it too and it's not the first time Denmark has done something like this, we can also swear in tv haha

  5. Tent man
    Tent man
    6 ժամ առաջ

    Unfortunately, AMget doesn't allow fan subtitling anymore, so for all of you weirdos out there who aren't fluent in Danish, I'll grant you a translation of this episode, so that the deep lore of this masterpiece of a show can be appreciated in all its glory. @ Intro Song: "John Peepee-man, John Peepee-man, he has the world's longest peepee. There's almost nothing he can't do with it. He can swing it around, he can get a tad embarrassed, he can save the whole world if he's allowed to. John Peepee-man, John Peepee-man, John Peepee-man." @ Episode title on TV screen: "John in Forest School" @ "John was learning how to cut wood. He thought he would cut a snobrød-stick, because John just loved snobrød." Cultural context: "snobrød" (roughly translated to "twist bread") is a popular Danish campfire snack, where dough is wrapped around a pointed stick and held over a fire until properly baked. The bread is then eaten, often with ketchup and sometimes sausages." @ "Oh no! What is the pee-pee up to this time?" @ "Maybe it was just a question of using the proper cutting tools." @ "But now the peepee wanted to cut too! And John thought that that probably wasn't a good idea..." @ "...because it could accidentally cut John's finger." @ ""Put that thing away!" Great Grandma yelled, when she saw what John was up to." @ "Whether it was the knife or the peepee that Great Grandma meant, John wasn't quite sure of. But he was so startled that..." @ "...he accidentally cut himself. Not in the finger... but in the peepee." @ (The beginning of the line is cut off here, but the full line is): "If you like wood cutting, John, and setting up tents, and enjoying nature and that kind of stuff, why don't you go to forest school with all the others?" @ (The line is cut in the middle here, but the original line is): "John didn't exactly know what a "forest school" was, but he'd like to keep cutting wood. Even if that apparently meant having to learn how to first. This meant that John didn't get to finish cutting his snobrød-stick. But perhaps he could learn how to do it today." @ ""Oh no!" John thought, when the peepee also wanted to hammer in the pegs. This could become quite embarrassing." @ "And then the children started laughing. They said that it was strange to do that with a peepee. @ (The beginning of the line is cut here, but the full line is): ""Now it's time to learn how to tie knots" said the supervisor. "And if you don't know what that is..." @ "...it's like a type of bow that you tie with a rope." (Here Daz mishears the Danish word "reb" (meaning rope) as... something else.) @ "We'll start with a reef knot." @ "And stuff such as tying knots, the peepee was really good at. "Come on now, John! Enough fooling around!"" @ "John was really looking forward to going into the forest, and he was sure that he'd be good at finding his way around." @ "They all looked towards the sky, when they heard a massive air plane fly by. And then the peepee had a great idea." @ ""Hey now, peepee! We're not allowed to do that!" "Come now, John! Let's follow the map!" @ "Whoops! That wasn't good! Without the map, they wouldn't be able to find their way back to camp." @ ""Hello! John Peepee-man here!" John yelled, and the kids sure got occupied watching him. John could jump up so high that he could oversee the entire forest. "Just follow me!" John yelled from amidst the tree tops. He had found the camp! And now they could all finally return." @ (The full line here is): "John suddenly felt pretty good about himself. Perhaps he didn't learn how to set up a tent or tie knots, but he was really good at finding his way around, using his peepee, and that was pretty dang cool too." (I'm pretty sure that they're baking snobrød over the campfire in this scene. Just like John had been wanting to do all along.) @ "Good to see that you went to the forest today, John." @ ""I've always known that you'd be good at finding your way around, my little tracking dog." Great Grandma said. John thought it a bit strange that Great Grandma suddenly thought that he was a tracking dog." And that's all. You're welcome, my children. ~ 。・:*:・゚☆ If you're curious, you can watch all the John Dillermand episodes here. (Although they're in Danish without subtitles): @t copy and past it who ever write this there in the comments

  6. Moonflwrr
    7 ժամ առաջ

    When he was jumping I died

  7. Ciera Rice
    Ciera Rice
    9 ժամ առաջ

    When he laughs I laugh 🤣😂🤣

  8. Bethany
    11 ժամ առաջ

    Who else grew up with in the night garden and only now realises how it made absolutly no sence😂

  9. Benny Fieseler
    Benny Fieseler
    12 ժամ առաջ

    It's like he just named all of the TV shows in a different language

  10. Jonas Nielsen
    Jonas Nielsen
    12 ժամ առաջ

    Love this video hahahaha LOVE FROM DENMARK 😂😂 AND YES THAT SHOW AEE FUCKT UP

  11. Kaiyotee
    19 ժամ առաջ

    'knot' my furry a$$: HOLY FU- NO

  12. Jelly10
    20 ժամ առաջ

    I got a retractable 6 pack from laughing so hard 😂

  13. Sky
    20 ժամ առաջ

    Yo gabba gabba and teletubbies scared me lol

  14. Jessie Vierra
    Jessie Vierra
    20 ժամ առաջ

    Anyone else notice the food flying around lmao

  15. _Shaey_
    21 ժամ առաջ

    Honestly I am from Denmark, and I can't even believe that it's here... It's sooo stupid, I'm glad I'm not a kid who has to watch this

  16. TM-Narcotic357
    21 ժամ առաջ

    In Australia in the night Garden is the best show ever

  17. shoto Todoroki's Wifu
    shoto Todoroki's Wifu
    22 ժամ առաջ

    I'm just going to assume the neighbor already knows why his wife goes over to his house a lot 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  18. Jacob Hall
    Jacob Hall
    23 ժամ առաջ

    That laugh got me and how long is his pingas

  19. Damian Summers
    Damian Summers
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    the earth 9 months later

  20. Rantaro Amami
    Rantaro Amami
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    In the night gardens is also aussie, i used to watch it a lot when I was a kid. Lowkey brings back memories that I would rather not enjoy me whenever I see it now tho, But I would almost if die Daz reacted to it.

  21. Sammy Asbury
    Sammy Asbury
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    I think the show wan ausome lol

  22. Iko bonk
    Iko bonk
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    Theirs another really inappropriate one for kids it’s called Pope the pro former I think, it’s way worse then this one and kind of scary Daz should react to it.

  23. Matthew Ice Art
    Matthew Ice Art
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    😐😐😐😐😐. How is this for Kids and How many Lawsuits have been filed to the Danish people who made this

  24. HunterLewis726
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    Dillermand is Danish for Pee Pee. So his name in English is John Pee-Pee.

    1. *•orchid•*
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      John peepee the least innocent kids show

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    i am showing this to my entire family.

  26. Anthony Alicea
    Anthony Alicea
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    Sometimes things aren’t funny but hearing Daz laugh is amazing

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  29. DeviantMotives
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    I totally love his personality. I am crying laughing 😂

  30. Louis' carrot
    Louis' carrot
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    As a Dane, I'm embarrassed

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    Any danes 😂🤣 🇩🇰 btw they werent celebrating they where laughing 6:23 btw it wasnt a camping trip it was a forrest School like temporarily Scout School for like one Day ig

  32. Nicolai Nørregaard
    Nicolai Nørregaard
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    Hold kæft det her er sjovt hilsen fra Danmark 😂🤣

  33. Mohamed hani
    Mohamed hani
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    2:12 when you don't study for your exam and you get A+

  34. lumps rm
    lumps rm
    2 օր առաջ

    Never fail to make me laugh- lmao

  35. Julie Kristensen
    Julie Kristensen
    2 օր առաջ

    Its hilarious to see English people react to this show 😂

  36. Lemoniny Snicketts
    Lemoniny Snicketts
    2 օր առաջ

    Daz please before it’s too late REACT TO MEATCANYON

  37. Ansley Palubiskie
    Ansley Palubiskie
    2 օր առաջ

    DAZ! You neeeeeed to make this a series on your channel please🤣

  38. Ky_Photography147
    2 օր առաջ

    When he was jumping all I could think of is tigger the tiger off winny the poo

  39. dajerden5
    2 օր առաջ

    You should watch fritz the cat

  40. Klay Johnson
    Klay Johnson
    2 օր առաջ

    I need to see more of him reacting to this

  41. Sofie Jørgensen
    Sofie Jørgensen
    2 օր առաջ

    Hello there Yea this is verry real they run it on actual kids chanels here. Im Danish trust me we are as confused About it as everyone Else. This is the Stuff That makes me question my contry

  42. Bushra Ahmad
    Bushra Ahmad
    2 օր առաջ

    OK BUT THE FACES OF THE CHILDREN IS LIKE *why am I seeing this-*

  43. Shannon Edge
    Shannon Edge
    2 օր առաջ

    Pleaseee react to in the night garden

  44. Philippa Meredith
    Philippa Meredith
    2 օր առաջ

    Daz...? Pretty please can you react to in the night garden? Thank you 🙏

  45. cupcake Ray
    cupcake Ray
    3 օր առաջ

    Why did I look at the title of the video and instantly thought of Happy Tree friends

  46. Romeo Games
    Romeo Games
    3 օր առաջ

    whats on his lip??

  47. Yaboyjoey
    3 օր առաջ

    Who else used to love In the night garden

  48. Ember S
    Ember S
    3 օր առաջ

    The tea on his lip

  49. Netherite Sword
    Netherite Sword
    3 օր առաջ

    Weirdest show ever seen what the heck Who is this even ain’t two kids

  50. Meeta’s Stuff
    Meeta’s Stuff
    3 օր առաջ

    most of these that are made i question their sanity

  51. Idiot ඞ
    Idiot ඞ
    3 օր առաջ

    Daz's videos make my whole fucking day better I swear

  52. Kenma Nelson
    Kenma Nelson
    3 օր առաջ

    *clutches bag* come on let’s go 👩‍👧

  53. Kenaxes
    3 օր առաջ

    I love it so much

  54. Wesley Aberdeen Hunter
    Wesley Aberdeen Hunter
    4 օր առաջ

    in the night garden sucks

  55. Iron Gunmen
    Iron Gunmen
    4 օր առաջ

    You havent seen anything unless you watched peepoodo

  56. EveOfTheTardis
    4 օր առաջ

    Please react to British children's shows!!

  57. TAMruii
    4 օր առաջ

    So im danish and like i dont even wanna, i hate that show but it makes small Kids laugh

  58. Rune HM
    Rune HM
    4 օր առաջ

    Im from Denmark. No they didn’t say rape they said reb, which means rope.

  59. White Snowe
    White Snowe
    4 օր առաջ

    Absolutely ridiculous, would never have my kids watch that stuff if I ever had any

  60. V R
    V R
    4 օր առաջ

    What app do you use

  61. Yasibasi
    4 օր առաջ

    John dildoman was RIGHT THERE

  62. wolf danger
    wolf danger
    4 օր առաջ

    Daz have to agree with ya that cartoon is really creepy who would make that whoever's did is an absolute lunatic glad I didnt grow up watching sh*t like that

  63. wolf danger
    wolf danger
    4 օր առաջ

    I dont I think its fine @honeycomb

  64. Super Fluffy Gamer
    Super Fluffy Gamer
    4 օր առաջ

    People are saying that its educational and informative. They are also saying its great for kids. I look at the reviews on google and its just disgusting.

  65. Samantha Gardener
    Samantha Gardener
    4 օր առաջ

    Tigger copyright

  66. Andre Rodriguez-Gerber
    Andre Rodriguez-Gerber
    4 օր առաջ

    Women would still say “it’s still microscopic.”

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    as a danish person that understood EVERYTHING in this video this is very ammusing

  68. Gurnerman
    5 օր առաջ

    This looks completely and utterly insane I love it

  69. Nooomi Hansen
    Nooomi Hansen
    5 օր առաջ

    Only if you knew What The lyric says😂

  70. Shortkid 2007
    Shortkid 2007
    5 օր առաջ

    You should react to shreck is love shreck is life all 4 parts

  71. Kirsty Evans
    Kirsty Evans
    5 օր առաջ

    Please do in the night garden. That shit is fucked!

  72. Fred B
    Fred B
    5 օր առաջ

    Bro in the night garden was my 3-5 year old childhood- it was gold 😂

  73. Brooke Fiedler
    Brooke Fiedler
    5 օր առաջ

    he jumps on his thing and goes "Weee! ow. Weee! ow." XD

  74. Brooke Fiedler
    Brooke Fiedler
    5 օր առաջ

    I wonder when the dude with the long... yeah.... goes "ow" when he jumps

  75. Jr25bigmack 123
    Jr25bigmack 123
    5 օր առաջ

    3:30 XDD

  76. Rick Sanchez
    Rick Sanchez
    5 օր առաջ

    9:24 i nearly died laughing

  77. Millie Beyaert
    Millie Beyaert
    5 օր առաջ

    When an advert ruins dazzs beautiful outro, oh boy, some foot cream advertiser's gonna die tonight

  78. Clla123 Girl
    Clla123 Girl
    6 օր առաջ

    I’m danish and like.... can you do a part 2 😂 this was so funny to watch 😂

  79. Animesy
    6 օր առաջ

    what is life any more...

  80. The Rhys Show
    The Rhys Show
    6 օր առաջ

    John do be packing

  81. artistrose_06
    6 օր առաջ

    i keep telling myself it’s a tail-

  82. Znotes DoesGaming
    Znotes DoesGaming
    6 օր առաջ

    My guy definitely hasn't seen Happy Tree Friends

  83. Caleb Bunce
    Caleb Bunce
    6 օր առաջ

    i cant stand the white thing on his bottom lip

  84. NinjaKittyDust
    6 օր առաջ

    It looks like Robot Chicken

  85. Nico Tolnay
    Nico Tolnay
    6 օր առաջ

    That thing on his lip was killing me

  86. Scarlet Rooksby
    Scarlet Rooksby
    6 օր առաջ

    What the hell. Is this

  87. Doom Dude
    Doom Dude
    6 օր առաջ

    How is this not age restricted?

  88. Scared PoTTaH??
    Scared PoTTaH??
    7 օր առաջ

    lol I watched ren and stimpy, the tree cutting episode still stays in my brain forever

  89. holy water
    holy water
    7 օր առաջ

    if you think in the night garden is scary watch teletubbies in black and white or normal or watch booba ;-;

  90. Skyla Dickson
    Skyla Dickson
    7 օր առաջ

    in the night garden is my childhood

  91. RachelBear400
    7 օր առաջ

    I laughed for the whole video especially when john was bouncing

  92. hunter kennedy
    hunter kennedy
    7 օր առաջ

    he helped children pitch their tents

  93. Kennedy Bagwell
    Kennedy Bagwell
    7 օր առաջ

    The moment I saw that intro to the episode I literally said"WHAT IN THE ACTUAL F*CK IS THIS SH*T!?"

  94. Carlijn
    8 օր առաջ

    what are people bringing into the world.... this is why aliens havent come to visit planet earth yet..

  95. aWebtoon reader
    aWebtoon reader
    8 օր առաջ

    10:30 Hell no, that would hurt so fucking bad.

  96. Alysha Jupp
    Alysha Jupp
    8 օր առաջ

    WATCHING THIS HIGH 10/10 Would recommend

  97. A TOTALLY Normal Person
    A TOTALLY Normal Person
    8 օր առաջ

    Title: "Daz watches most inappropriate cartoon ever" Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss: Allow us to introduce ourselves

    1. *•orchid•*
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      Angel just casually pole dancing

    2. A TOTALLY Normal Person
      A TOTALLY Normal Person
      2 օր առաջ

      @NinjaKittyDust doesn't stop tons of kids from watching it though lol

    3. A TOTALLY Normal Person
      A TOTALLY Normal Person
      5 օր առաջ

      @Claire Cunsolo yes lol

    4. Claire Cunsolo
      Claire Cunsolo
      6 օր առաջ

      A cultured human I see

    5. NinjaKittyDust
      6 օր առաջ

      Yeah but...that show actually makes sense and is not aimed for children... QwQ

  98. TOP Books
    TOP Books
    8 օր առաջ

    He fvcking Tiggered is dick! Tf (Tigger as in Winnie the Pooh Tigger)

  99. drew bird
    drew bird
    8 օր առաջ

    I'm laughing at this so much that I am scared that I'm going to spill my tea

  100. Jodie Booth
    Jodie Booth
    8 օր առաջ

    John dillerman the song is John pee-pee there's nothing he can't do with it 😂😂😂 search it on AMget in English 😳